Kyle Woodward

Well i got up ran to the bus good thing i had a day saver other wise it would have cost me alot more, Found my way to the back because it was the only seat left (just in the corner and decided to smoke a reefer that i had from the night before layed low so no one would notice.
when i got off the bus i noticed a 05 v6 clio twin turbo which i decided to aquire for my self something like off grand theft auto showing people how i roll with a hooker in the back seat.
I then pulled up to HSBC a bank i go to quite alot because i have money and do graphs for them they also like me there because of my raping skills.
And yes that was another one as you see i dont mess about.



That was it…..

Tbh i dont watch it i think its mindless drivel but some things that happen on that show are funny (example girl + wine bottle) but when your mate texts you saying “OMG KYLE TURN ONTO BIG BROTHER NOW!!” You wonder what must be happening.
but it was just davina talking to some guy so he texts again “OMG HER LEGS ARE AMAZING” …lol he was right tho ;)

A rule all bro’s should know is “do not go clothes shopping with women” this is because they take an eternity but why did I go I hear you cry Two words “Free steak” ;)

iv’e heard the phase before but as lazy as i am never been in that position intill today, first day at the gym just dripping after 3 hours came first on the list of people who used the tredmill and bike for today (most calories burnt) Yes im just that awesum and the bike told me to stop because my heart was going too fast haha. 188 bps is fast?

Well i though i mays well try this blogging stuff could be a laugh or just a waste of time hopely not the latter. so keep your eyes peeled ;)